Parathese

'''"Gert gert gert gert gert." ~Berryaire, speaking about gay shit with Parathese'''

'''"Nibber Faggot." ~Vaelia describing Parathese'''

Parathese is the second Lord of Creation, and the practical god of all asholes and severe douchebaggery. He possesses the same amount of power, if not less, as Vaelia. He is the second faggiest asshat to ever be created. Which is great, because with Vaelia's assistance, he was spewed forth from the Left Nut of Power.

Parathese has an unhealthy obsession with Nekos, and a fucking weird ass love of Animu (though not as bad as Derr-Bear).

Background

Origin and Creation

Parathese, as mentioned before was cast into the pits of creation, shortly after the birth of Locust Fork. But, due to unseen complications, his physical being was destroyed and so, he was slung into the Orifice of Life, and incubated within the Left Nut of Power. After which, he ventured off into the Great Unknown (sound familiar? it fucking should.), there he we wandered for 21 Chromosomes, until learning the Rune of Overpowered Faggots in RPGs, one of the many runes of power.

Present

Parathese, after having his balls cleaved off by Momma, went off to rule the Forest of Sexual Pain, for 32 Chromosomes. However, he resides within the Valley of Lords, a sacred place for those who posses the ultimate abundance of Chromosomes. How lovely.

Parathese, Vaelia, Berryaire, Patchyyyy, and Derr-Bear are the only residents of the valley. They basically just sit around, bitch about life, act like complete and utter faggots, and slay the thousands of Plebs which somehow find their way into the sanctified fields.

Connections with The Church

Parathese has no basic connections with The Church, or its affiliates. Buuuuuuut, he does serve as the second protector, after Derr-Bear of course.

Relationships

Vaelia: 

Technically, since all Lords were made by Vaelia, she's kinda his mother? I don't know. Other times, they're practically gay lover or some shit, because of the way that they belittle Lord Noah of lil Bitchshire.

Derr-Bear:

Not that well of acquaintances, but still partners in guarding The Church.

Patchyyyyy: 

Same as Derr-Bear.

Berryaire:

These two are practically Kim Jong Un and Trump, because they have some weird form of an on-off relationship thingy.

Powers and Abilities

Lord's Blood-

Nigga. Just read the other fucking descriptions.

Douchebaggery-

Parathese inhales, storing enough energy to detonate a fucking 1990's microwave (which is a lot), and then stores it, waiting one full turn of events, before spewing it out in the form of Vega's ships, Minecraft Trolling, WoW belittling, and eating most of the fucking chips.

Consume-

Parathese goes into a fit of hunger, furiously scrounging around for whatever he can consume, in order to heal damage done to himself.

Weaponsmith-

Parathese takes whatever material he can find, and transmutes it into a functioning weapon.