Runes

"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF MY RUNE, CANCER! *inhales, channels energy, explodes and dies horribly*" ~Derr-Bear in a battle with Momma

'''"What's a Rune? Can you touch it? Is it fuckable?" ~Knowall, on the subject of Runes'''

Runes are a basic form of Lord Magic, which of course, can only be used by a Lord, or and Old One such as Momma or Coach King.

There are currently 6 Runes of Power that exist within Locust Fork. The Plebians of Daos, believe that these Runes have some form of religious importance, when in fact, they're just the scribblings of Joj Holocaust. K E K.

Basic info and use

Usage

The Runes are a secondary form of magic, which can only be channeled by a Lord of Power. If used by a Pleb, that Pleb would die a horrible death, due to the Hand's of Vaelia, furiously fingering their eye sockets and eating their souls from out of their chest cavities.

Types of Runes

Cancer

Cancer is the first Rune to exist, and the only Rune that can't harm a Pleb. Cancer can be mastered by Being with a user of the Autism Rune.
 * 1) Breathing deeply
 * 2) Watching a shit ton of anime
 * 3) Playing Undertale
 * 4) Spasming over every sex scene in a movie
 * 5) Playing Touhou

Autism

Autism is another simple Rune to master, although it should only be used in dire times of need and struggle. The Rune of Autism only affects the minds of a Lord, causing them to suffer from pure delusion and insanity. But hey, at least you'll have the ability to deafen your adversaries with a screech of full on rage. While Autism is easy to master, it's terribly hard to obtain, and those who use this Rune, have to be born with it in order to access it's full potential. Unlike the abilities of other Runes, Autism can only be used during an anime rerun marathon.

Insanity

Insanity, is a rune that only Vaelia possesses, it gives her the ability to distort time, space, and any logical forces within the realm of Locust Fork. Insanity is a devastatingly powerful rune, which is often used to augment reality. In order to use Insanity, Vaelia must channel her inner rage, which ends up activating the Eyes of the Creator; one of Vaelia's greatest abilities. But, you can just read her page for all of that good stuff.

There is one more possible user of the Insanity Rune. Although, it's unknown as to who this mysterious person is. Hopefully, we'll be able to directly find them, so we can brutally interrogate them for what they know. Singularity

Singularity is another Rune accessible by only Vaelia, and the 4th Rune of Power. It's skill is used to rip literal holes in the fabric of time, space, and logic. And can often be unpredictable when wielded. Singularity is also a good way to get rid of those unwanted fuck-buckets, known as 'neighbors'.